Three sisters living in a dilapidated house shut off from the outside world find themselves pregnant - mysteriously so since there hasn't been a man around for years - rousing the wrath of their mother, a powerful witch.
who's the father? how did the impregnation occur? what's in store for the sisters?
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The three women loved each other. So much that it made a baby. And then another baby and repeated itself until there were three babies and a pissed off witch. The witch slammed down her gin. "Who did yous fuck? I said: Who did yous fuck!?!". "Nobody Mama"
They all cried, each on the other's breast. The babies cried too because babies cry. The witch continued to drink. She listened to Bonnie "Prince" Billy, had a change of heart and left the house. She bought a pony and brought it back to the house.
"Seriously, a pony?" said one of the sisters, and angry at such disrespect one of the babies had no mother. The witch made one sister disappear. She took that one baby and raised it, off in New Hampshire. With the pony...who was named chuckles, or something more creative like Josh sparkleveins or charriotman. William Shatner moved in to help the other sisters, and, when the babies cried, said things like: "WE. love. YOU. It's going to be...OK." Everyone thought that was funny, including William himself, who's sense of humor was actually quite good. They'd, sometimes, drink a little wine and give him a good ribbing about that album he recording back in the day.
The children of these sisters became spiritual. Grown-ups who were so spiritual they would hug people on the streets, just to show how they cherished the sacredness of every living being.
They, once, visited the witch and the kid. And horse. But things got a little too tense when the witch said that Star Trek had been a boring show.
But there had been a man around for years - a warlock seeking vengeance on the witch for a terrible misdeed of hers. He enjoyed a night in the celler with all three of the sisters, leaving them with a seed that would bide its time, waiting for the right moment to blossom into the creature to be born. The births would occur simultaneously. The babies, infant demons would descend upon the witch-mother and carry her away into another dimension. The girls, freed of kith and kin, would fix up the house and start dating men.
First of all, for those of you who've started getting on the swing of things, letting a limiline take you where it may, goody-good as an old Italian roommate was fond of saying. I've been having a swell time, guffawing at the bubbling well in the form of your comments. It's really interesting to see the variations sparked from one scant line.
So let's keep keeping on, shall we?
Groucho, Shatner being the stand-in stepfather would no doubt be deliciously funny. So the witch just wanted appeasement after all. A baby and a pony and just one murder does the trick.
Inde, a sexy conspiracy for the clever, tarty sisters. So will the witch still have an effect on them from the other dimension or is that too Freudian for a fairy tale?
Other dimensions are for secret lovers, why not the opposite as well?
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